If Netflix silenced its critics with House of Cards, it forced them to fumble through awkward apologies when Orange is the New Black premiered. The show is gritty, intense and at times, downright disgusting (see: McMuffin breakfast, episode uno), but it’s always compelling.
Channel your inner Chapman, Red or Taystee in this jailbird getup, and relish in the delightful fact that you are going to be way more comfortable than the Sexy Lunch Lady who’s sucking it in all night.
Orange is the New Black Costume:
- The More Accurate-Looking Suit: Orange Scrubs — top, $15 and bottom, $15; Amazon
- OR The More Affordable Suit: Convict Jumpsuit, $17.14; Amazon
- OR The Beige Suit (to prove you’re not a newbie): Top, $14 and bottom $20; Amazon
- Iron-On Letters, $6.37; Amazon (So you can print your character’s name on the suit)
- Canvas Slip-On Sneakers, $15; Amazon