TV Tuesday: The Duck Dynasty Costume That Will Win Over Everyone (Day 1)

I don’t care how anti-reality TV you are — it’s impossible not to get hooked on the kooky antics of the Duck Dynasty, AKA the Robertson family. Yes, they’re in the business of making and selling duck calls. Yes, they have beards you could hide a guinea pig in. Yes, they (or rather, Uncle Si) has been known to cook a squirrel or two in his day.

And after 6 minutes watching them, you’ll become hooked. I can’t explain it. I won’t. Just know that you will. What’s more fun than watching them prank each other, though, is living la vida Ducky firsthand. That’s why, in honor of TV Tuesday and our very first pop culture Halloween costume of the 2013 season, we chose the new Mighty Ducks. Jace, Willie, Uncle Si, Happy — be whoever you want to be, and know that the more you get into character, the more fun you’ll have with this getup. Guaranteed.

The Duck Dynasty Costume

• Bushy beard and moustache wig, $9.69; Amazon (or you can splurge on the real deal Duck Dynasty version, found here)
• American flag bandana, $4; Amazon
• Camouflage flannel shirt, $9.47; Walmart
• Duck Commander Koozie, $3.95; Amazon